In this chapter, the narrator tries to teach his readers how to seduce men. First, he tells them that they're all "virgins" and that they shouldn't "become a seducing moan" . He also tells them to thank the guy when they see him, since he's such a nice guy. The narrator then goes on to tell us that the girl in the story is already in love with a boy friend, and that the boy is the captain of a team of soccer players. He tells us that he doesn't want to hang out with the girl because she's not his type, and he'd rather be with someone like "Kanan Aizawa" , a character in the novel who's a "man of culture" and a "culture guy." The narrator also tells us about the girl's obsession with her studies, and how she wants to "mm - hm." He tells her to remember when she said she couldn't be attracted to him, and then he suggests that she try to act more cheerful and likable to the guys around her.