Valentine's Day is upon us, and we've got a special message for you: it's chocolate. It's not just any chocolate, though - there's a special kind of chocolate that's just as good as the one you just got from your girlfriend. We're going to call it "sweetheart" for a moment, and then we'll tell you what it is: chocolate. In case you haven't figured it out yet, chocolate is a kind of confectionary substance that is basically a candy bar that contains various kinds of edible fruits and vegetables. It can be anything from nuts to jelly, and it can also be used to make a variety of different kinds of cakes. In other words, it can be pretty much any kind of food you can think of. We also know that you're not the only one who's got a sweet tooth, so we're just going to tell you a little bit more about ours. We know, we know, you've heard this one before, but we just can't figure out how to explain it to you. So here's our special message to you: chocolate isn't the only thing that makes you happy. It also makes you sad. You're the only person in the world who doesn't have a girlfriend, and yet he's getting chocolate from his girlfriend every year on his birthday. He's also the only guy in the whole world who hasn't had a girlfriend in the last 30 years. So we'd like to know what happened to his hair, and what's going on with his heart? We'll also tell you that he'll be celebrating his birthday on February