The narrator tells us that he's about to go to swim lessons. He's got a message for his friend, who's a little overweight. He wants to lose some weight, but he doesn't want to lose too much, because he thinks she's already thin. He asks her if she'd pinch his belly if he tried to do so, and she tells him that he wouldn't be under stand if he did. The narrator says that he likes girls who are "little chubby" , and that's the reason he has such "weird body standards" . He says that if she pinches his belly, he'll be fine with it, even if he has extra meat on him . But if he pinches her belly, she says, it's fine, because they're not really that close . She says that her eyes are bad, and he thought she was "surprisingly fat," and that she thought he was "surprisely fat." The narrator thanks her for being so nice, and says that his daily training is "work ing." He hopes to lose a few pounds, so that his friend won't have to worry about him.