"Sorica ne" , the narrator tells us, is in need of a drink. He's been drinking at a bar in the middle of nowhere, and he's hungry. He tells the bartender to give him a drink, but the bartender doesn't seem to be having any of it. The narrator tells him to get outta his face, and the bartender agrees. They've been drinking all day, and now they're about to get into a fight, so the bartender tells them to get their faces out of their faces. The guys are like, "Dude, we're tired of looking at you and then never showing our faces at you" . The bartender says, "You know how it goes around here again, right ?" The narrator is all, "I'll show you a front tooth, and you'll break my nose, and I'm going to get revenge on you!" . He wants to eat this, but he can't because it's so hot. He says he'll have to wait until he catches up to him, and then he can run away. The guy is all "Oh, wait, you're not going to run away until I catch you." The narrator wants to know what's going on, so he gives him a letter to read when he gets tired of hitting guys with his stick . It's about war parts, he says, and it'll be a good match. They head out for their first team outing, and they've got some maps to help them figure out where to go. It turns out that the place where they'