In this chapter, the narrator tells us that he's been hanging out with a bunch of "violence junkies" in the middle of the night. They're singing, scratching, calling plays, and generally just hanging out. The narrator is psyched to be back in the real world. He's also psyched to see what's going on in the world of music. He asks the narrator if they're famous or famous at all, and the narrator doesn't know. He also asks if the narrator has seen the latest episode of "House of Cards." The narrator says he'll be back soon. He wants to check out the latest news. He sees that the girls of Team Amazon are really starting to get into the game, and he wants to see how it all went down. He hears about a bug in South America that has a cute waist and a cute little ass. It's called a digger, and it's the source of the hecaton-chires attack. In South America, the digger has a tiny nest and attracts its prey by waving its ass around. The ass is born, and then the digger is tied up in a big ass like a meatball. Wow, that's pretty fast. The dude who's supposed to be eating the ass isn't even able to catch it, because the digger locks his ass in a little trap. The guy who was supposed to eat it is just about to get tossed around like a rag doll by the digger's ass, but he stops the attack by grabbing the hog's right hand and twisting it around in his left hand. This is pretty impressive, but the narrator is still not convinced. He wonders if the guy who stopped the attack in his tracks was just trying to blow the narrator up in his face