It's Christmas Eve, and the narrator is bummed because he has only two weeks before the big day. He's invited his girlfriend over to celebrate with him, but she's not sure where to go. He tells her not to worry, though, because he'll take her out on the day of Christ's feast. The narrator tells his friend that he's trying to think of a good time to spend with his girlfriend, but he can't find a good place to do so. The two of them decide to celebrate Christmas at home, where they'll cook up a nice dinner and give her presents.