The narrator tells us that he's not himself anymore. He's in a bad mood. He tells us about the unnatural things that are happening in his life. He says that he doesn't want to be a part of the unnatural world. He wants to protect the natural world, but he can't do that because his boss is a jerk. He also says that there's no way he can protect his wife's nose, because it's unnatural. He adds that there are unnatural things going on in the world, too, like the unnatural movement of the train, the unnatural translation of jokes in foreign movies, and the unnatural adaptation of language in anime. The narrator says that in Japan, everything is unnatural. The government cooperates with businesses, the flow of money is unnatural, public buildings are unnaturally constructed, and so on. He points out that in all of these unnatural things, people are pampered with care.