One morning, the narrator wakes up to find that "the mikoshi" has become a popular symbol of fashion. He compares it to the "beautiful volley" or the "ball player" or even the "funny" or "virtuous performer" . He thinks that even if something isn't all that great, it's still great when put on the oshi. The narrator thinks that if a person dies in a book, the people who read the book lift it onto a oshi and worship it like a "genius pi boy" or a "little boy" , or even a "major motion picture" like the one in the novel. He also thinks that there are other oshi that people would like to ride on, and that they're calling them "moe boom" from the mansebashi bridge area. He's happy to obey the "rules of netiquette" and have fun with his home page, which he's uploaded. The poster says, "I love youuu" and the poster is full of pictures of him. He says that even a mackerel can be worshipped because once "lwowoh wow" it enchants a beautiful maiden with a center part celebrity center part partisin center. He wonders if he'll be able to hoist up the ordinary girl who everyone is talking about as an "exclusive interview" because she's just like everyone else.