The narrator tells us that he and his friend, the singer "shelley hornet," are getting a lot of attention on Twitter because they're rumored to be in the midst of a rehearsal. The narrator says that the singer has gone to the dressing room and hasn't come back yet, so he's worried that she's running away. He suggests that if he sees her, he should let her know that he'd like to meet her. The two of them head to the clothing store to buy some new clothes, and the narrator complains about how boring he is with the singer. He says that if the singer is walking next to him, people are bound to notice her, and if they see them together, they'll be embarrassed. He also says that he once caused a famous singer to be taken a photo with him, and that caused her fans to freak out, too. He asks the narrator to take him to a nearby hot spring, where they can bathe naked.