"I'm innocent" , the narrator tells us, but she's not joking. She's referring to the fact that the narrator's boyfriend has just bought her a bunch of feminine hygiene products. He paid a clerk to find the products for her, and the clerk would be totally shocked if they found out about it. The narrator is all, "Dude, your boyfriend's so thoughtful" . She then goes on to say that her boyfriend has made her some hash browns, which she'll have to share with the narrator since she doesn't eat sweet things.
"I'm innocent" , the narrator tells us, but she's not joking. She's referring to the fact that the narrator's boyfriend has just bought her a bunch of feminine hygiene products. He paid a clerk to find the products for her, and the clerk would be totally shocked if they found out about it. The narrator is all, "Dude, your boyfriend's so thoughtful" . She then goes on to say that her boyfriend has made her some hash browns, which she'll have to share with the narrator since she doesn't eat sweet things.