The scene opens with a soliloquy by the Narrator, in which he tells the audience that he wishes he could go back in time and change the events of the previous chapter. He tells us that he was once a slutty virgin who tried to climb onto his bed three years ago. The Narrator asks the audience to imagine what it would be like to be a virgin again. He says that he would give the audience a chance to know him better if they would just let him go. The audience is shocked to learn that he is not a virgin, and that he has already said that he does not have a child. The narrator then asks why the audience did not believe him. He asks why they didn't believe him when he said he had no child, and he says that no one can convince him to believe anything if he cannot see the outcomes. He wants to know why