In mid-November of that year, a group of young men go to the woods near Baltimore to collect their "boyfriend" for practice. One of the men, named Alphonse, is a member of the Baltimore Ravens' team. He's a good athlete, but he's not a good enough player on the team to be considered a "team player" . The other two, named Seth and Micawber, are also good enough players on the Ravens, but they're not good enough to be "team players" because they don't have a lot of money. They're going to hang out in the woods until they can figure out a way to make money off of the girl they've been hanging out with. The two of them decide to go hang out with "nancy underpants" , which is a fancy way of saying "pants" in slang. They decide to pay a bill for the "pants," and then they'll hang out and have a good time. Seth is a team player, so he'll be able to make some money off the girl . But he doesn't know how to play the game of "tump-fumptump," which is slang for "getting fat." He tells the other two not to call him "preston" or "django" because that'll make them look bad. He also tells them not to get "naked" in front of "bitches" like them , since "no one will pay in" for them . Seth says that he loves his "boyfriend," and that he can't wait to see how much money he can make off of him.