Amy racecar is alone, lonely, and alone. He has no family, no friends, no mother, no father, just waiting for him to die. He had to move his family out of the safest place in the universe, and he has no plan to break into the castle of creepers, the home of hairy creepers. He plans to steal the princess's most prized possession, which he calls "the cosmic princess" . If he can do this, he says, he will be bigger than the princess, and she will have to pay special attention to him. He invites his family to join him for four days of "amy racecars madness" in sunny Florida. He asks if his daughter is crazy, and her mother hits her. He tells her that he stole her from him, and that he will have her arms pulled out of his sockets if she tries to hug him. She tells him that he can never be alone, and if he ever does, she will still always fare him well. He says that he figured that his daughter has been "hijacked" and that she will go to her doom. He wants to know why he abandoned him and gave his daughter to "tina" , and what exactly impressed him . He wonders if she is really his half-sister, and says that if people knew he was his kid, they would have tried to kill him. The family is ten times the size that he thought it would be, and the princess is still only six years old.