In this short scene, the narrator tells us that he's back in school, but he can't believe that he hasn't been back for a month. He's heard that one of the students at the school has a "monster-sized" dick, and he wants to know what the kid is going to do about it. He tells the kid to go to his mom's house and get his "dick smashed off" by a girl. The kid says he'll do whatever his mom tells him to do. The narrator tells him that if he doesn't go to the party, he can get a "big one" at the party. He says he knows where the kid lives, so he knows that the kid should be dead. He asks the kid what's going on, and the kid says that he heard his mom told him that the party was a "weed fest" in her house, and that at least he got a "dick." The kid tells the narrator to take the "dick" back, and then the narrator says that maybe the kid will go to class and get beat up by the jerks at school, and maybe he just got the "hots" for the guy. He then says that the guy has stolen his books, called him a "nigger," and beaten him "about a hundred times." The narrator says he thought he was supposed to hate these jerks, but now he thinks they're supposed to like him. He goes on to say that he could really like the guy, because he heard that black guys got "the biggest-dicks" of all. He also says that this "shit shack" is worth ten times as much as his mother's car, and