"Bonnie and Clyde" is the title of the first chapter, and it opens with a description of the relationship between Johnny Depp and Blanche DuBois. In this chapter, we are introduced to a young girl named West, who is related to Johnny Depp. He tells her that he has a gun in his glove compartment and that he can teach her how to use it. He says that he and Blanche are now partners, and that they will take care of Blanche's mother, who thinks that Johnny is just trying to escape from her. West tells the girl that he would like to take her with him, but that she has been on her own for a long time and that her mother was mad when she refused to tell her what had happened. She told him that she had fallen off her bike and that she was stuck with the other kids in school, and he agreed to let her stay with him. He then asks her if she wants to write a note for him, and she says that she does. He gives her a gun and tells her to put one of the guns on her shirt.