The scene opens with a flashback to the day of the photo shoot for the school's play. It's the day before the play is to be performed, and the girl who's been the star of the poster for the play has been transformed into a character in the play. The girl, who we'll call "the fair lady," is a member of the school drama club. She's trying to be a star, but she doesn't look like the girl in the poster. We're not sure if this is a joke or if it's some kind of plot device, but we're guessing that the girl is trying to make herself look like a star in order to appear more attractive in front of the other girls in the drama club, so she's going to have to do a lot of "photoshopping" to make her look like she did in the photo. The "fair lady," as the narrator calls her, is a student at the school who has made herself the center of a poster for a school play. She must've gone through a whole lot of makeup and photoshopping to make sure that she looked like her real self. The narrator asks the girl if anyone else in the school has eyes, and she says that no one does. She tells the girl that she'll straighten her eyes for her, so that she can look more like herself in the mirror. She also tells her to put on some contacts that will enlarge her pupils, and then they're off to the makeup studio to do their hair and makeup. The girls are off to do the hair and make-up, but the narrator interrupts them to ask about the girl's "boy friend" , who he calls "the girl." The narrator tells the boy that he's seen the girl trying so hard to look like herself, but he can't do anything about it. He's too ugly to be successful, he says, and he'd like to start his own salon to make money