The narrator asks the UMs if they'd like to hear about the spring game three years ago. The UMs don't want to tell him about it, but they want to know what happened to Captain Usami. The captain got into a scuffle at the game, and the refs called for the rest of the team to come in and help. The refs didn't show up, and captain Usami left the team. Uh-oh. Um-oh, um-oh... The narrator says he doesn't know who set her up, but he's glad she finally got over her "butt" . He's also glad that she's not the type to "headbutt someone" and "keep pressing" , which is what the captain did. The narrator thinks that if they had won that game, it would have changed her fate, but UMs isn't buying it. He thinks the captain was just trying to "play the victim" or something like that . Um, where's the UM? Um, no way 200, no bub, im not dead.