The chapter opens with a welcome from a distant thunder who wants to check out the drama club's new play, Shakepeare. The chapter welcomes the thunder as distant thunder, but the thunder is not interested in learning anything about the play. He is interested only in the fact that the play is "boring as sh!t" and that the club is going to change the play for the upcoming festival. He tells the chapter not to do the play because it lacks passion. He also tells them not to wear makeup and brushes without asking "wow" . He goes on to say that he refuses to play the role of Romeo and Juliet because he does not want to embarrass himself in front of the other club members. He says that Shakespeare's play is too long and confusing for a beginner like him to learn. He adds that he has found a simplified script for the play and that it is not a two-person play, but rather a story about a misunderstanding and Juliet killing herself because of it.