In this chapter, we learn that the protagonist is a newcomer to the world of Guild Wars, and that he has chosen to fight his first battle as a member of the guild rather than as a fellow human. The protagonist, who is also known as "whoosh" , tries to figure out what the heck is going on. First, he asks who the guy is, and then he asks "who's that" . He doesn't really know what to make of the guy, but he does know that he's a "newcomer in human realm" and that his first move is to "distract everyone you met." The protagonist then asks "what a d* uche" he is , and the protagonist responds by saying that the guy's "targeting your lousy tongue." He also says that the dude's first move was to "swoop smooch," which is a fancy way of saying, "I'm going to hit you with my sword." This is the first time the protagonist has ever used this skill, and he says that he hasn't had a chance to practice it before. He says that it's based on his reaction to the opponent's attack. He then asks, "what was he doing ? using my inertia towards him ?" , but the protagonist says that his reaction was too crude and that it was too easy for the guy to hit him with his sword. Instead of fighting one-on-one, he says, he wants all of them to "come on ! . . all of you." He then says that if the other guy is okay with this, then he can do the same thing. He adds that he won't waste any time on the other guys, so long as they're okay with it. Then he says he'll tip all of his "just enough" to "upgrade my invisible six." .