The narrator tells us that he has just spent all his money on a shopping spree. He's glad that he did, because he's exhausted. He asks why he didn't ask his father-in-law to pick him up. The narrator says that he was worried that he'd be labeled a "big spender" , but that's not the case. He says that even if he were a spender for life, he could still afford it. He also says that if his mom isn't there, they can still do what they want with the money they've spent. He tells the narrator that if she doesn't relax, she'll have a hard day tomorrow. The narration ends with the narrator crying out in frustration.