"I'm fucked" is the first line of the song. It's about a company outing, and the narrator says that he's been "fucked" by his childhood friend. He's not sure why, but he can't figure out why. He says that his friend is the only one who can make him cum, and that he never knew that he could feel this good. He asks if he can slap slap without moving, but his friend doesn't move. He slaps slap without pant. The narrator says, "I love you, pant" . He wants to be the first to "fuck" him, and he slaps without pant to make sure that he won't regret it later. The song ends with the narrator saying, "slide ! pant ! twitch twitch !" .