"I'm fucked" is the first line of this song. It's about a company outing, and it's all about sex. The narrator says that he's been "fucked" by his childhood friend, who's "tasted like mint" and "moved her tongue unconsciously" . The girl's breasts are "slightly bigger" than they were when the narrator last saw her, and she's wearing a bra. He's also worried that she might be raped, so he rubs her "posh nipples" all over her pants. He also says that she has a "squishy hole" in her pants, and he wonders if he'll be able to fit in there.