"I'm fucked" is the first line of this chapter's epigraph. It's about a company outing, and the narrator is in the middle of a soliloquy about how he's been "fucked" by his childhood friend. He's so grossed out by his friend's performance that he can't stop talking about it. The narrator says that his friend is "sucking" his "dick" , and that she's trying to "suck" his nipples , which is a gross pun on the word "ples" . He says that he'll give her a "reward" if she'll just stop sucking his dick.