"I'm fucked" is the first line of this song, which is about a guy who's having an affair with his childhood friend. He's not sure what to make of this, but he does know that he's going to have to go on an outing with this guy. The guy tells the guy that his friend let her drive the car for a while, but then changed his mind about it. The dude is bummed that he can't go on the outing with the girl because she's driving too fast, but the guy says that's because he looks "scared" when he drives. He asks the guy if they're going to sleep together, and the dude says that they'll have to sleep alone if they want to stop the "rumor." The guy is so tired that he doesn't even want to go to sleep. He wakes up to find that the girl is already sleeping with the guy. He tells the girl that he just took a bath, so he'll be able to sleep with her. The girl says that she'll sleep with him, too, but that she won't let him turn around if he does anything weird. The two of them agree to sleep without doing anything, and then the girl tells the boy that they can finally stop the rumor. She tells him that he promised not to do anything, but now that he smells so good, he can barely restrain himself from doing anything. She says that the guy is rubbing her with his