"I'm fucked" is the first line of this chapter, and it's the first time we've heard it in a long time. It's been a while since we heard it, but we're not going to let it go. We're going to give you a shout-out to the narrator, who's a bit of a wacko. He says that he's just had sex with his childhood friend. He's not sure if it was on impulse or not, but he doesn't think he'll ever have sex with him again. The narrator's got a lot on his mind. He wants to know what happened the last time he had sex, and he wants to figure out what's wrong with his buddy. He also wants to find out where he can get some alcohol, and what he can do to cheer himself up.