The narrator tells us that he's been having an affair with his childhood friend. He doesn't want to tell us what happened back then, but he does want to say that it must have been painful for him. He's not sure what to do now, so he tells the friend to shake his head. He wants to know if it was a mistake, or if he could've been standing there instead. The narrator asks the friend if he even knows how he feels, and the friend says that he does, but that he fidgets all the time. He asks the narrator why he is fidgeting all this time, and he says that it's because he likes the guy. He says he wants to squeeze his dick, squeeze his pants, and squeeze his nipples, but the friend can't seem to do it, so the narrator says he'll just have to do what he does best: "suck pant." The narrator says that if the friend were feeling it, he'd feel it, too. He then says that the friend's nipple