"I'm fucking my childhood friend" , says the narrator. He's in the middle of a sexual encounter with a "stranger" in a beautiful garden. The narrator is so excited that he slaps his lover's "dick" and slaps himself in the face. This is the first slap he's ever had, and it's even better than the first time he slapped his "dick." The narrator can't believe that his lover would slap him, but he'd rather slap himself than let his lover see him slap someone else. He says he'll slap anyone who sees him slap, even if they're looking at him like a "slut" . And then he says, "I can get away with this because I'm going to cum on someone else's dick" !