This chapter's epigraph is from a conversation between a young girl and her childhood friend. The young girl tells her friend that she's been "fucked" by his childhood friend, who's a jerk. She's not pretty, she says, and she doesn't have a lot of sexy features. Her friend slaps her around and makes her feel like a snotty sissy. The girl wonders why her friend is such a jerk, but she can't figure out why he'd slap her around so much. She says she'd rather be a dunce than a jerk like her friend. She tells the girl that her hair tried to make fun of her sexiness, but it didn't work, so she had to blow it out. She also says that her friend's other friends are much better sexy than she is, and that's why they're so much better than her. She asks the girl if she can tell her friends that she likes the toy series, and the girl says that if she tells them that she does, they will be grossed out by the toy. She then asks