The narrator and his friends are on an outing. They're at a fancy hotel, and the narrator is suspicious. He's been to a stamp rally there, and he'd like to take a souvenir keychain with him to the rally, but he doesn't want to go to the stamp rally again. Instead, he wants to spend some time at a spa. He wants to get a "body massage" , which is basically a fancy massage. The narrator thinks that the spa must be a "love massage hotel" because it's so fancy. He also thinks that he's just been having sex with the "wrong guy" .