The narrator tells us that she's been having an affair with her childhood friend, an "anzu" . She's so embarrassed that she doesn't even know who the dude is. The narrator's not sure if this is true or not, but she does know that the dude was the one who had sex with her in the "resting room" earlier in the day. She also knows that this dude is a "super famous" person, and she'd rather not have to pick up his "drip drip mega tapioca" on her way home from the train station. She asks the narrator to take a "shower" , and the narrator thanks her profusely for the "big help" she gave him. She tells the narrator that she can't wait to get home and wash her dirty clothes, because it's going to take her "30 more minutes" to do so. She thanks the narrator for his help, and he tells her that he'll be back soon.