The scene opens with a creak in the pant leg. It's the first time we've heard this one before, so we're not sure what to make of it. We're guessing that it's some kind of sexual torture. We learn that this is a company outing, which means that you're going to have sex with someone, even if you don't have sex. We also learn that the sex is going to be painful, and that the person who's having sex is probably going to freak out. The narrator says that he's glad he has no sex plans for the next day. He's also glad that he has sex plans, because it means that he won't be stuck with a guy who doesn't want to see him. He says he'll go visit him tomorrow, and then he plans to make him some cream puffs.