The narrator tells us that he's embarrassed to bring up the subject of sex with Hase. He says that sex has a "profound effect" on the brain and that it's important for young people to have an outlet for their feelings. He tells us about a friend of his who used to be a hooligan, but then fell into love with painting and breaking windows at art shows. The narrator says that teenagers are under stress because they're trying to figure out who they are and what they want to do with their lives. He adds that he used to have a friend like Hase who was like that, but he was too shy to talk about sex with his dad. He also says that his dad is like the worst influence he has ever had. Hase and his dad have grown up watching each other's backs and egging on each other to be the best dad in the world. That's why they have such a strong bond, the narrator says. He'd like to talk more about sex, though, because he thinks his dad has a bunch of dating tips that he uses to get women to date him. But as for her, she says that she's been busy getting the tips from her dad. She says that even if they don't have sex, they can still talk about other things together. She's going to take care of an egg that someone asked her to look after while her mom is away on vacation.