The narrator tells us that he's been having a tough time hanging out with his friends lately. He's tired of talking about dumb stuff to everyone else, and he thinks that's because everyone else is always talking about the dumb stuff, too. He thinks that middle school, high school, and college students are the best friends he has. He says that talking to them makes him feel grown up, like he is more mature than his classmates. The narrator also says that he finds college students to be the best of all his friends, because he gets along well with them. He tells us about how he heard all the stories about the people in the air in the 1960s, and how they traveled all over the country with their families during the war. He realizes that this is what "real adult conversations are like" . He asks if he can go to his friend's house and leave her alone so she can't hang out with him anymore, and the narrator tells him that they can do whatever they want to him. He also tells the narrator that he has a lot of nerve bitch, and that she must be lame, because she's so cute. They say that they'll let her go to her hotel if she lets them all take turns first, and then they can all go to the hotel together. They also say that if she cries and begs for mercy, then they won't bother to help her, and they say that he should just focus on his "brondies power" instead of worrying about his "super powers." The narrator says that if he had super powers, he wouldn't have to worry about them, because they'd just go the way they're supposed to go. He thanks the narrator for