It's a hot day in the middle of nowhere, and we're talking about a guy who's been having sex with a girl he used to hang out with in high school. We're guessing this guy's name is Shmoop, and he's super-hot and super-duper sweaty. He's also super-annoyed at the idea of having sex in a hot, steamy place like that, so he starts yelling at the girl to "prick" him, which is basically a dirty word for "suck" . He wants to know what she's doing there, and she starts yelling back at him, "lick" , which basically means "puck" or "swamp" or whatever. Shmoops, Shmup's got a problem. He can't figure out what to do with the girl's mouth, and the girl has no idea how to do anything with her mouth. She's just trying to get him to do whatever she wants with his mouth, which sounds like a lot of work for a girl of her age. She also has to figure out how to get her mouth out of her mouth so she doesn't have to slap her mouth all over the place, which would be a lot more work than slapping her mouth on the ground. She finally gets him to ask her if she'd like to have sex with him in the wet, muddy mud, or the mud that's dripping from his mouth. He says he'll do it, and Shm