It's the middle of the day, and we're in a hot, steamy room. We're not sure what's going on, but we know it's not cool. We know, we know, because we've been there before. The guy's trying to squeeze a little bit more out of his pants, but he's still not satisfied. He's been having sex with his "sweaty childhood friend" , and he wants to make sure that he doesn't have to do it all over again. He wants to give the guy a little "slop" and "swoop" . The dude's like, "Sure, I'll give you a little squeeze and a little squirt and then I'm going to tell you where you're going to like it ." The guy says, "Um, I don't want to give you too much, but I want you to have sex with me where you want it . You know what I mean?" . And then he starts to scream, "Oh, my head hurts ! ugh ! You guys are soft!" . Uh-oh, he says, and then he goes on to say that he'd like to spend some time alone with rei , even if that means sleeping with her. He says that rei's