The song begins with a "hot" summer day and ends with the sound of a broken air conditioning unit. It's a reference to a childhood friend who used to work for the same company as the song's protagonist. The protagonist's name is Shmoop, and the song is called "Hot Day with a Broken Air Conditioner" because it's about a hot summer day in the mid-'90s. The song starts off with Shmilow singing a song about how he's always wanted to be a hot day person. He's got a crush on a girl he used to hang out with when he was a kid. He wants to be her crush, and he wants to make sure she's not pregnant. He also wants to have sex with her, but he doesn't want to get pregnant because he'd rather die than have to give birth to a baby girl. The girl is named Lily, and she'll be the protagonist'