It's been a while since I've had sex with anyone, but I'm feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like it's going to be a good one. I can't wait to have sex with someone who's hot and sweaty. I don't know if you've heard this one before, but you're probably thinking, "Gee, that sounds like a good time to me" . What's the deal with that? Well, it depends on what you mean by "hot and sweaty" , but we're pretty sure that's what this guy is referring to when he says that he's having sex with his "sweaty childhood friend" ! Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Is it just me, or is it something else? It depends on who you mean when you say that. Is this some kind of "hot" or "sexy" ? What do you mean, "hot"? Well, we'll have to wait and see, but it sounds like this guy's got a pretty good plan. He's basically going to squeeze his pants down to the bottom of his shirt, and then he'll "squish" him with his bare hands . That's a good idea, right? What if he doesn't want to do it? What does he do? He says, "I'm going to lose my virginity!" . And what does that mean? He'll probably never be able to get back to his "virginity" again. What does that even mean?