It's hot outside, and Shmoop is having sex with his childhood friend, who's also a "sweaty childhood friend" . He's been having sex for a while now, but he's not having it any more, so he uses a "squirrel" to "suck" the "squish" out of his friend's pants . The sexy sexy thing is, of course, a metaphor for all the ways in which a person can be sexually attracted to another person, whether they're actually attracted to each other or not. In this case, the "splurrel" metaphor is a reference to the fact that a person is attracted to someone who is hotter than he or she is, and that someone hotter than him or her is the object of sexual desire. The "Squirrel," in this case Shmikle, is the subject of the sexy scene, and he is the one who has sex with the "Sweaty Childhood Friend" , who is the narrator's "hottest childhood friend." The sex-y sex scene is all about the "prank" metaphor , which is basically a sexual metaphor for a person who is fond of another person but doesn't want to have sex with that person anymore. The sexual metaphor in this scene is the same as the one used in the other sexy scenes, except that this time the "pants" metaphor refers to a person's body, and not to his or her sexual desires. In other words, it's a metaphor about the way in which the body twitches and twitches back and forth in response to sexual contact.