It's a hot day, and the air conditioner is broken. The pant tells the narrator that he's going to have sex with his "sweaty childhood friend" if he keeps having sex with "his sweaty childhood friend." The pant says he'll do everything he can to make sure he doesn't have to come out of his hiding place. He's got a bunch of tricks up his sleeve. First, he wants to "suck" the pant. Then he wants the pant to "stop avoiding pant" . And then he wants it to "prick" him. And finally he wants "swoop" , which is a sexual term for "swallow" or "squishy" or something like that. He wants to do "something like this" in front of the pant so that the pant won't be able to avoid him. He also wants to shake the pant and "shake and shake and shake until the pant feels good . . and so on and so forth. Finally, the pant asks if he should tell his friend that he came out of hiding while watching her "come" out of her hiding place . Then the pant wants to know if the pant felt "good" or if it was just a "jerky twitch" or a "flicker" or anything like that . But the pant can't figure out what to say, so he tells the pant that he didn't know that he was being "so lewd a thing" by being so "pranky" and "swankish" with his friend's sex. The