It's hot outside, and the narrator is having sex with his "sweaty childhood friend" . He's feeling a little twitchy, so he grabs his pants and tries to jerk his friend's cock. Then he gets a little "swoop" and "splutter" and then he's "squirp" again and again and finally he feels "swamp" again. The narrator is glad he did it, because it's embarrassing and he'd probably die if he ever did it again. He also says that he doesn't get to see "rei" often enough and that she's planning to throw a party for the club, which means he'll have to decline the invitation.