It's a hot day in the middle of nowhere, and the narrator is having sex with his "sweaty childhood friend" . He's got a lot on his mind, and he wants to make sure he's getting the most out of the sex. He wants to know if the sex is going to be good or bad, or if he should just give it to the guy who's "squishing" him the most. The narrator is all, "I love you, you suck me, I love you" , and then he goes on and on about how much he loves his friend, and how he can't wait to have sex with him.