The narrator tells us that he's been having sex with a girl who's way too young to be his age. He's not sure if she's a boy or a girl, but he'd like to think she'd be a girl. He tells her to kiss him, but she doesn't seem to want to do that. The narrator tries to get her to do something, but the girl won't do it. She's all, "I'm not going to kiss you because you're so young and I don't know how to act like a girl." The narrator then tells the girl that if she kisses him, he'll slap her around and call her a "slut" and a "witch" . The girl says, "Sure, I'm going to slap you and call you a "st.witch" and "witch," but she'll do it anyway because she knows that you've got a crush on her.