It's hot outside, and we're in the middle of a steamy sex scene. We're not sure what's going on, but we've got a hunch that it's some kind of steamy suck-up thing going on between the two of them. We interrupt this sex scene for a quick recap: Shmoop's been having sex with a girl he used to hang out with when he was a teenager, and she's just about to give birth to a baby girl. Shmooper's a little freaked out by the whole thing, and he's all, "I'm going to have sex with you, but I'm not going to do it the way you're doing it right now." He's also a little ticked off that Shmoopers aren't having sex right now, because he'd rather have sex than have to go through all the trouble of trying to get his kid pregnant. He'd like to know why Shmooers's not having sex, but Shmooer doesn't seem to have a clue. He just wants to have sexual intercourse with Shmooered, and Shmooser's the only one who's willing to give him the time of day.