Okay, now we're back to the story. Yup, it's about a guy who's been having sex with a girl he used to hang out with when he was a kid. He's now a grown-up, but he's still hanging out with the girl, and she's just as hot as he is. The girl's a little nervous about the whole thing, but she manages to keep her nerves under wraps, and the two of them have sex anyway. Okay, so now we get to the subject of the sex scene: the girl is trying to get the guy to move, but the guy's not moving, so the girl has to pull him back. The guy is all, "I want more of you." The girl is all "I love you," and the guy says, "Splutter ! suck !" and so on and so forth. Finally, the girl says that she wants more of the guy, too, and they're having sex. She's all "Hey, I love you, too!" and then she says "I'm sorry, since you're so spoiled, and I'm so dishonest, you need to get a job." Ouch.