It's the middle of the day, and Shmoop is about to have sex with his childhood friend. He's about to squeeze the air conditioner into his pants, but Shmoopers is already there. Shmooper is all, "Oh, you're about to do me a huge favor. I'm going to give you a big ol' snotty little hug." Shmoops is all "Dude, I don't want to do you any harm. I just want you to give me a big ole' hug." He'll do whatever Shmopers wants to do with the sexy stuff, but he's going to have to do it in front of you.