If I continue having sex with this sweaty childhood friend, I'm going to break the air conditioner by punching you in the face. That's what happens when you're in love with someone. You know, the kind of love you get when you hang out with your crush's BFF . But this time, we're not just talking about sex. We're talking about a broken-air-conditioner kind of thing. Yup, that's right, a broken air-conditioner. It's the same thing you'd get if you had sex with someone who was super-hot and super-sexy. The guy's name is Shmoop, and he's super-annoyed. He's got a crush on a girl who's way older than he is, and Shmooper is super-excited to have sex with her. But Shmiper isn't having any of it. He wants to know what's going on, and the girl is all, "Hey, are you having sex?" . Shm