Awkwardly, Shmooper sends a text message to Akkun's head monitor, asking him what's up. He's still not answering, and she's worried that he's trying to make her neurotic. Shmoopers notes that Akaut's "heart less sadist" doesn't seem to have much of an effect on her, but she can't help but feel bad for him. She's also worried that she'll get into a fight with him if he keeps refusing to respond to her texts. Finally, she gets over her fear and realizes that she actually loves poop.