It's Hiro's birthday, and Hiro is super excited about it. He wants to make it a day to remember, and he's going to do whatever he can to make sure it's a good one. He's also going to give Hiro antacid so he won't have to take it out of his pocket. Okay, Hiro, we know you're not a fan of giving presents away, but we're here to help you out. Hiro wants to know what Hiro wants for his birthday, so he gives him a list of all the things he can buy for his special day. He tells Hiro that he wants Hiro to be a better friend, so they can spend more time together. He also wants them to have tea together, so that Hiro can see his butt hole. He doesn't know how to respond to this, but he does: he'll do whatever it takes to make Hiro happy.