The second-semester midterm tests are over, and it's time to start thinking about how to improve the behavior of the animals around us. We've got to figure out a way to teach the animals to behave, right? We're going to have to think of a lot of different ways to do it, but the first thing we need to do is figure out how to train the animal to behave in a way that's pleasing to her. We need to think about how we can praise her and build a relationship with her so that she'll behave better when we praise her. The first thing that comes to mind is the idea of giving her a banana for ten seconds, which is like giving a dog a puppy-dog treat. The second thing that pops into my head is that you're trying to break the banana in half and eat it yourself. Is that what you want? What's the point of waiting for a banana? Is it really worth it? It's not worth it to me. I'm getting hot. I can't wait for the banana. You're a moron.