On his way home from work, Hiroshi suddenly feels like he's going to poop his pants. He's not joking. He tells Hiroshi that he and his best friend, yoshiko, have been in the same high school class for the second year in a row. Hiroshi is all, "Wow, you're the happiest person I've ever met in the entire world" . He doesn't believe Hiroshi's version of the story, which is that they're both super-rich, super-famous, super super-connected, and super-lovin' in the world. But Hiroshi isn't buying it. He wants to know why Hiroshi would say such a thing, and Hiroshi tells him that it's because he loves her so much that he wants to be friends with her. But he can't, because he has a weird feeling that he has forbidden her from being friends with him. So Hiroshi runs off to tell his friend that he can have his way with him, and then tomorrow they can be friends again. He promises to tell her everything that happens in this chapter will stay with her forever.